In honor of the spookiest of seasons, let us talk about one of the most horrific folkloric creatures of all: the walking dead.
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Mythology Monday: The Beast Of Bray Road
So was anyone going to tell me my home state has a god damn werewolf, or was I supposed to learn this from a Google search of creepy mythological figures?
Continue readingMythology Monday: The Marriage of Skadi and Njord
Hello again! This week we’re going back to Norse mythology to talk about the rather short-lived marriage between Skadi and Njord.
Continue readingMythology Monday: Clytemnestra Did Nothing Wrong
Well, I think that she did one thing kinda wrong, but we’ll get to that in a bit.
Anyway, we’re talking about Clytemnestra and her rather tumultuous marriage to Agamemnon, who I have and will always contend is the worst.
Continue readingMythology Time: Kuchisake-onna

Hello, my spooky friends! Since Halloween is currently upon us, I’m going to spend some time here talking about some very spoooooooooky Japanese folklore. Come to think of it, a lot of Japanese folklore is pretty creepy.
I wonder why that is.
Anyway, let’s talk about the kuchisake-onna.
Continue readingMythology Time: That Time Rhiannon Was Accused Of Eating Her Own Baby
Mythology Time: Pwyll Almost Fucks Up His Wedding
We’re back to talking about the First Branch of the Mabinogi, continuing with Pwyll’s tale. This time it’s about his wedding to his wife Rhiannon and how he almost fucked it up.
Continue readingMythology Monday-Trading Spaces: Welsh Edition

Mythology Monday is back, baby, and today we’re going to go over the first part of the first branch of the Mabinogi, which is about a dude named Pwyll.
Note: Pwyll is not pronounced the way you think it is because, as is the case in most Celtic languages, nothing in Cymraeg is pronounced the way you think it is.
Continue readingMythology Monday: The Nine Maidens of Dundee
So, today we’re going to head to Scotland to talk about the folk tale “The Nine Maidens of Dundee.” Though that’s kind of a misnomer, since it’s not really about them. It’s more that what happens to them is the story’s inciting incident.
What happens to them is pretty unpleasant, by the way.
Continue readingMythology Monday: Odin is SUPER HARDCORE
A while back I talked about how Odin sacrificed one of his eyes to drink from Mimir’s Well and gain knowledge. That’s pretty hardcore, right?
Well, my friends, that does not hold a fucking candle to what he does to gain knowledge of runes.
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